Top ten things for California vs. Texas
1. Don't drive in the bike lane vs. What Bike lane?
2. Directions: Go up the hill and swerve a while and turn 40 times then you're there! vs. You'll see it about 5 miles away.
3. I see more Deer in California then I ever did in Texas.
4. Jeans at church is normal.
5. Going to church is not.
6. democrat vs Republican
7. Trust me- everything is bigger in Texas
8. Where's my sweatshirt? It's cold! Vs. I can't take anything else off it's so HOT!
9. The ocean is just to look at vs. Let's go to the LAKE!
10. What kind of soda would you like? vs What kinda of Coke you want?
That's all I got for now... more to come I'm sure.
2 comments:
I say what kind of pop do you want? He he
you forgot:
paper or plastic? vs
where's your reusable bag?
msg infested red meat vs
organic vegan
and finally....drum roll please..
oh she's just tired vs oh. her aura is murky! lets do yoga
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